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(Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.) ¿Cómo se siente al ser la más bella muchacha en esta sala? (What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?) ¿Estás perdido? Porque al cielo hay un largo camino desde aquí. (Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.)
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20 Bilingual Jokes 10 Pepito Jokes 10 Spanish Puns 10 Knock Knock Jokes in Spanish The word for jokes in Spanish is chiste, and I've got some good ones for you in this post. Some can work in either Spanish or English, and some only make sense in Spanish (the puns especially!).
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- ¿Quién es? - Tomás - ¿Qué tomás? - Agua, por favor. Are you able to see the pun in this Spanish joke? Let me help you. In Argentina, the conjugation of 'tomar' for the second person (tú/vos) is 'vos tomás', which sounds exactly like the name 'Tomás'. So, this joke is playing with the meaning of both words. 2. A warm welcoming
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Burro jokes are endless and always popular. Chile is a code name for the male sexual organ, as are plátano, chorizo, and a host of other words. Cacahuate is a disguised form of caca. Words that are a variation on the sound of another word are also commonly used.
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Informal Ways to Say Dirty Jokes in Spanish. In informal contexts, among friends or in social gatherings where appropriate humor is welcomed, you can slightly loosen the reins and tell some edgier jokes. However, always be mindful of crossing boundaries and never offend anyone. Here are a few examples of informal dirty jokes: 1. Rely on Sexual.
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The Spanish 'Jaimito' jokes are almost identical to the Mexican 'Pepito jokes', for example. The central themes being word play and double entendre. the wittier the better, of course. Pepito jokes. Pepito is usually a very curious - and at times, obnoxious - kid that stars in a seemingly infinite number of jokes -
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Translation: There were two Cubans in Cuba and one said to the other: "Hey dude, do you know who Santa Claus is?". "Well, he's Father Christmas.". "Well, he's not mother either.". This one is a lighthearted jab at the way Cuban people speak, since they often drop the "s" sound when it's at the end of a word.
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Dictionary Pronunciation dirty joke ( duhr - di jok ) phrase 1. (general) a. chiste verde She's not a person you would expect to tell dirty jokes.Ella no es una persona que se esperaría que cuente chistes verdes. b. chiste rojo (Mexico) (Peru) (Puerto Rico) Do you want to hear a dirty joke?¿Quieres escuchar un chiste rojo? c. chiste colorado
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Maybe this pun is harder to get just by reading it. This joke works because " cincuenta " is how you say "50", but " sin cuenta " is pronounced the same way and means uncountable/infinite. This is one of the more simple Spanish puns, but it will still impress any Spanish speakers you tell it to. 4. La fruta que se ríe.
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4. Eres más soso que la comida de un astronauta. One of the best Spanish insults to tell someone that is very introverted without disrespecting them is Eres más soso que la comida de un astronauta. The translation of this hilarious expression is 'You're blander than an astronaut's food'. 5.
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Jaimito Jokes. Jaimito is the protagonist of some of the best jokes and pranks Spanish. It's about a child who has a rather curious way of thinking and is always involved in funny dialogues. For example, in the following short spanish jokes: A) Jaimito, tell me 5 animals of African origin.
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19+ Hilariously Dirty Spanish Words You Don't Wanna Say by Accident. Lots of seemingly innocent words—common words that you'll use in casual Spanish multiple times daily—can be transformed into total dirtiness if used in the wrong context. There's nothing to be ashamed of if you've used them wrong by mistake—this is part of learning.
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1 Como les fue en la escuela hoy? Bien, la maestra nos enseñó el sistema reproductor femenino. Y que más vieron hoy? A la policía arrestando a la maestra. How was school today? Fine. The Teacher showed us the female reproductive organ. And what else did you see today? The police arrested the Teacher.
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Good joke [deleted] • 7 yr. ago algien me puede explicar? [deleted] OP • 7 yr. ago Both 'fuera' and 'fuese' are valid forms of the imperfect subjunctive conjugation of the verb 'to go'. Look here. So you can both say, 'Mi madre quería que fuese con ella' and 'Mi madre quería que fuera con ella.'
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"I know a good joke" - Conozco un buen chiste "A joke" or "a prank" - una broma "A joke" or "a funny story" - un chiste "A pun" or "a play on words" - un juego de palabras And here's an infographic with all the puns: 1. The Lazy Fish ¿Qué hace el pez perezoso? ¡Nada!